Oh...so THIS is what 'victory' looks like...

Wow...it really is impressive how well we're doing in Iraq. We're moving troops out*! Also, our conduct is so commendable that we shouldn't even think about holding anyone accountable for violations of the Geneva Convention. That's right...just can't help yourself from violating the Geneva Conventions? No problem, just move the goal posts and redefine torture, and remove any sanctions to those who might be guilty. Super..as a soldier I also felt that I was missing out since I couldn't participate in the time honored tradition of 'Rape, pillage and murder'. Looks like the Bush administration is about to make them policy! Woohoo!!! *By 'out' the administration means 'Out of one part of Iraq and into another'. Oh, and by the way...remember all those plans to reduce troop levels? Well, we can throw that out the window too...I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you had a child born up to 9/11 you can expect them serve in Iraq if they elect to join the military when they're 18 (of course that assumes we don't continue to screw up to the point that requires a draft and takes the choice out of their hands).